do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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