does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
You ruined the universe
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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