I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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