It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
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