If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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