drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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