Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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