Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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