Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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