So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I should be sponsored by Trojan
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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