ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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