i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
I just googled if crying burns calories
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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