So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Dick very happy bro
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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