There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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