my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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