Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
What did we do last night that was yellow?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
Randomize
