Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
it's great music for shaving your balls
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Randomize
