i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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