How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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