That's intense
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I need to calm my uterus...
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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