i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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