I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
All the doctor said was why
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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