Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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