Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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