Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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