The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
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