there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Randomize
