The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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