I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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