Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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