the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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