i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
