White coat. Heels.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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