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Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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