We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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