i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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