I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
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