I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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