last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
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