problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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