But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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