oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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