Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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