Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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