Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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