I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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