worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
