So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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