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dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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