would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Randomize