At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
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