I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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