ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
